Thursday, January 25, 2007
Gonzo the Great
I don't think anyone really knows what Gonzo is but it has to be said that he is pretty much the greatest character that ever almost lived.
The Great Gonzo as he's also know - chicken lover (!?!), fearless stuntman and dare devil extraordinaire - class. The man (if I can call him that) truly lived on the edge, a total non conformist and adrenalin junky
Gonzo's motto :
"Anything worth doing is worth doing without a parachute!"
sets him apart and makes him my hero and inspiration... a role model and fashion arbiter in every sense.
All hail Gonzo the Great
The Great Gonzo as he's also know - chicken lover (!?!), fearless stuntman and dare devil extraordinaire - class. The man (if I can call him that) truly lived on the edge, a total non conformist and adrenalin junky
Gonzo's motto :
"Anything worth doing is worth doing without a parachute!"
sets him apart and makes him my hero and inspiration... a role model and fashion arbiter in every sense.
All hail Gonzo the Great
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
more truth about David Hasselhoff
In addition to the facks I turned up in April last year, intensive research has gathered these gems!
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for The Hoff.
* The Hoff counted to infinity - twice.
* The Hoff hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* The Hoff gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* The Hoff can slam a revolving door.
* Some kids piss their name in the snow. The Hoff can piss his name into concrete.
* The Hoff once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
* The Hoff's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools The Hoff.
* The Hoff can speak Braille.
* The Hoff's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
* Superman owns a pair of The Hoff pyjamas.
* The Hoff owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
* The Hoff sleeps with a night light. Not because The Hoff is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of The Hoff.
* The Hoff doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
* Once a cobra bit The Hoff's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
* The Hoff is always on top during s*x because The Hoff never f***s up.
* When The Hoff exercises, the machine gets stronger.
* The Hoff doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
* The Hoff sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled fighting ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Mike roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
* The Hoff can kill two stones with one bird.
* The Hoff once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.
* The Hoff once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression "Sh***ing bricks" wasn't just a figure of speech.
* The only time The Hoff was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for The Hoff.
* The Hoff counted to infinity - twice.
* The Hoff hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
* The Hoff gave Mona Lisa that smile.
* The Hoff can slam a revolving door.
* Some kids piss their name in the snow. The Hoff can piss his name into concrete.
* The Hoff once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
* The Hoff's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools The Hoff.
* The Hoff can speak Braille.
* The Hoff's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.
* Superman owns a pair of The Hoff pyjamas.
* The Hoff owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.
* The Hoff sleeps with a night light. Not because The Hoff is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of The Hoff.
* The Hoff doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
* Once a cobra bit The Hoff's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
* The Hoff is always on top during s*x because The Hoff never f***s up.
* When The Hoff exercises, the machine gets stronger.
* The Hoff doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
* The Hoff sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled fighting ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Mike roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
* The Hoff can kill two stones with one bird.
* The Hoff once had an erection while lying face down. He struck oil.
* The Hoff once devoured a whole wheel-barrow full of clay to prove to a friend that the expression "Sh***ing bricks" wasn't just a figure of speech.
* The only time The Hoff was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
Friday, January 05, 2007
you'll understand if you're English
In 1882 the media said, when the Aussies first won a test on British soil, that "English cricket had died" and that "the body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Australia"
And so the next tour to Oz was "the quest to regain The Ashes" and when a small urn was jokingly presented the Ashes, the great sports oldest and hardest fought competition, was born,.
After having held the Ashes for far to little time the Noble Quest must now start all over again, but English cricket isn't dead this time. Much as I'm a bad loser (I like to think it comes from lack of practice) I have to say that Australia were brilliant and deserved to win this series 5-0.
They would have almost definitely killed any team in the world so the Mighty Mighty England must stand tall and fight on, next time round they'll be back on our turf and hopefully it'll be back to the glory days of 2005 and we can forget about the notion of a Green and Gold wash for at least another 86 years.
Congratulations Australia, you were great but don't get too comfortable.
And so the next tour to Oz was "the quest to regain The Ashes" and when a small urn was jokingly presented the Ashes, the great sports oldest and hardest fought competition, was born,.
After having held the Ashes for far to little time the Noble Quest must now start all over again, but English cricket isn't dead this time. Much as I'm a bad loser (I like to think it comes from lack of practice) I have to say that Australia were brilliant and deserved to win this series 5-0.
They would have almost definitely killed any team in the world so the Mighty Mighty England must stand tall and fight on, next time round they'll be back on our turf and hopefully it'll be back to the glory days of 2005 and we can forget about the notion of a Green and Gold wash for at least another 86 years.
Congratulations Australia, you were great but don't get too comfortable.
Tuesday, January 02, 2007
Happy New Year
Hope everyone out there had even half the Christmas and New Years Eve that I did and that your liver survived the beating!
have a great 2007.
have a great 2007.
